QOTD

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- Abraham Lincoln

QOTD

Customer:  I hope you can help me, I'm having some trouble with my flying ducks.
Clerk:  You mean flying geese?
Customer:  Oh!  Maybe that's why I am having trouble!

Honk, honk!

QOD

                                       Joyous consumerism is a world of diminishing returns.

                                                                   - Bill Bryson